I CANT BREATHE
This whole movie was one giant pun
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
biggest plot twist in the history of ever